Kevin Federline Scores His Own Show!

Producers of the reality show disaster that is “House of Carters” are developing a reality show for Federsperm.

Executive producer Kenneth Crear said,

“It’s true. We are in talks about this. Kevin came to me because he liked the way I shot the House of Carters series and the way I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy. I gave people a different perspective of him and made people really respect him.”

Who the eff is gonna respect Federsperm besides porn stars and groupies? He can't rap and he's a shitty father.

Hopefully cameras will follow him during Dancing with the Stars rehearsals or while he flips burgers at his new gig at McDonald's. And, oh yeah - cameras better follow his ass in the bedroom during all his sexcapades. There needs to be a record of all the bitches he's gonna impregnate.

I think Federsperm's gonna be around for a long time. The world of reality tv is his oyster.

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