Paris Has Some Highly Intelligent Concerned Friends
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Paris Hilton’s friends are all commenting on how great prison will be for her… and how much more famous she’ll be as a result of doing time… as if she could get any more famous?
One friend says, “It’s going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she’s going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they’ll look amazing, too. Plus she’s going to get all that street cred.”
Another friend - Alvin Valley - says, “Prison will be the best thing that ever happened to Paris Hilton.”
Are these people off their rocker or what? I was hoping she'd gain a few in jail and come out looking healthy. And street cred? For staying in a celeb cell away from all the other jail birds on a reduced sentence - totally hardcore.
Source: Dana's Dirt







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