Wednesday, June 27, 2007

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

WWE's Chris Benoit Kills Family Then Self

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(AP story via The Drudge Report) - Pro wrestler Chris Benoit canceled a pay-per-view appearance at the "Vengeance" event in Houston because of "personal reasons" a day before he, his wife and their 7-year-old son were found dead in an apparent murder-suicide.

Details of the deaths "are going to prove a little bizarre" when released to the public, Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Autopsies were scheduled Tuesday by the Georgia Bureau of Investigation in DeKalb County.
Authorities were investigating the deaths at a secluded Fayette County home as a murder-suicide and were not seeking any suspects.

Investigators believe Benoit, killed his wife and son over the weekend and then himself sometime Monday. The bodies were found Monday afternoon in three different rooms of the house on Green Meadow Lane, in a subdivision off a gravel road about two miles from the Whitewater Country Club.

Ballard told The Associated Press a gun was not used in any of the deaths. But he declined to say how the three died.

"We're pretty sure we know, but we want to confirm it with the crime lab," Ballard said early Tuesday.

Fayette County Coroner C.J. Mowell did not return phone calls. The answering service for his funeral home said he was out of town.

World Wrestling Entertainment said on its Web site that it asked authorities to check on Benoit and his family after being alerted by friends who received "several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning."

Sheriff's Lt. Tommy Pope told WSB-TV that the three were found about 2:30 p.m., but he wouldn't release other details.

Stamford, Conn.-based WWE also said on its Web site it had been asked by authorities not to release further information on the deaths of Benoit, 40; his wife, Nancy, 43; and son, Daniel.
Benoit was born in Montreal. He was a former world heavyweight champion, Intercontinental champion and held several tag-team titles over his career. He was known by several names including "The Canadian Crippler."

"WWE extends its sincerest thoughts and prayers to the Benoit family's relatives and loved ones in this time of tragedy," the company said in a statement on its Web site.
Benoit had maintained a home in metro Atlanta from the time he wrestled for the defunct World Championship Wrestling.

The WWE canceled its live "Monday Night RAW" card in Corpus Christi, Texas, and USA Network aired a three-hour tribute to Benoit in place of the scheduled wrestling telecast.

UPDATE VIA TMZ.COM:
Several Atlanta-based law enforcement sources have told TMZ Benoit may have strangled his wife on Saturday, then smothered his son in his bed a day later. Investigators refuse to officially comment, pending final confirmation by the coroner on the cause and time of the deaths.

One source told TMZ that Benoit was texting friends during Sunday's WWE "Vengeance" Pay-Per-View program -- possibly watching the show with his son, who may have been alive at the time.

According to sources, Benoit then hanged himself Monday in a weight room inside the family home.

Paris Leaves Jail Violating Another Law!

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I happened to wake up in the middle of the night to breaking news of Paris Hilton walking out of jail. As her parents watched from a waiting black Cadillac Escalade, Paris walked to freedom like she was working a runway. She looked beautiful without make-up, and held her head high. She should stand proud to have served the time. Yeah Yeah, many said she"should have gone to jail a long time ago," it was not enough time for her, and she was being treated differently than a 'normal' citizen. So, if you are one who thinks she was treated differently, you are right!!! She got more time in jail than a "non-Paris Hilton" would have recieved. That is a fact! HER SENTENCE WAS EXCESSIVE FOR THE TYPE OF PROBATION VIOLATION.

But, the best part of this was when Paris gets in the SUV to leave Lynwood, she DOES NOT WEAR HER SEATBELT as the car drives away!!!! HA HA HA! Gotta love this girl!!!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Quote of the Day

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Words of wisdom from Denise Richards: “I’m truly not one to give advice. I’m divorced and I stole my best friend’s husband.”

Good point. But Denise, you forgot my favorite. You've also thrown a laptop off a balcony and onto an old lady.

Source: The Rad Report

Rosario Dawson in British GQ

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Rosario Dawson brings the sex appeal to the July issue of GQ in Britain. Lookin' good, Ro.




Source: Fashion Magazine

The State of Child Rearing Today

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You may have seen this video of the ungrateful little girl who gets a new convertible lexus for her 'Sweet Sixteen' party on MTV. It's absolutely absurd that someone would act this way. Adding to this story, Little Miss Audrey revealed the car has been wrecked. I don't remember reading this chapter in What to Expect, The Bitchy Uncontrollable Teen Years.

Source: Daily Motion via DListed via The Soup

Mischa Barton Gets No Love

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Somwhere at a Lord & Taylor, Mischa Barton went out to shill some Keds on a Saturday afternoon. Apparently there were huge banners all over the mall, and the PA frequently announced her appearance. But barely a visitor came by to say hello. Mischa's glory days may be nearing their end - that's what happens when the O.C. kills you off.

Source: pretty boring

Brooke Hogan, Dressing for the Masses (of Streetwalkers)

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After seeing these, I have a couple questions. Why the hell are you wearing a coat? Did you pay good money for this outfit? Or did you just come from a wrestling match where you tried to rip your pants off like dad does with his shirt? This girl has got to get it together.



Source: Hotcelebshome

Brilliance at ParisExposed.com

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Late last night the folks at ParisExposed.com tagged Paris Hilton's house for a little free advertising. OK, that might be genius marketing, but don't you think it's going to be pretty easy to find the mastermind behind this for the criminal charges that follow? And that had to take at least a few minutes - where is the security, or the neighborhood watch people? It just seems like it was a little too easy to go spray painting on celebrities' houses.

Source: dlisted

Playboy: The Movie

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Brian Grazer, who won an Oscar for 'A Beautiful Mind,' will be producing a feature length film chronicling Hugh Hefner's life. Hefner, 81, reportedly approved the project last week, after selling his life rights to Grazer a few years ago. Brett Ratner, director of the 'Rush Hour' movies, will be directing the Playboy movie,

"He broke all kinds of taboos, especially in sexuality. I want to show it all, from the First Amendment (guaranteeing free speech) struggles to his first orgy to the stroke in the 1980s that almost killed him.''

I'm not sure how profitable this film will be because I thought everyone just got Playboy for the articles...

Sources: The Daily Telegraph

James Blunt is Annoying

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James Blunt has always annoyed the shit out of me, but at least now I have some confirmation that I'm not the only one. At first it was his whiney voice in combination with that hair. But then he started changing women like Britney changes wigs and was quoted by ASL saying,

“To all those bastards who don’t like my music – you’re all adults, you can switch your radio off. I don’t have to listen to it, I’m the one who sings it…. and it’s continued to get me laid."

Well, today is a good day. After it was playing everytime I turned on the radio, James Blunt's song 'You're Beautiful' has been voted most irritating ballad of all time. Somehow I feel like this is going to be a good week.

Source: The Sun

Madonna the Real Estate Investor

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Madonna has added another London property to her collection, bringing the total to 6. She spent six million pounds on the 10-bedroom townhouse that adjoins the 8-bedroom home where she lives now with her family. Two nearby houses are occupied by staff, and two more houses are in central London, one of which is used as her Kabbalah headquarters.

A source said: "Madonna has been a very shrewd investor in property - this is her fourth in the area. She knows the prices are significantly lower than in Mayfair but that the area is coming up. She has said she'd like to buy the whole street. She was really keen to get her hands on this house because she knows once Paul Davies starts developing properties an area can skyrocket in price. She was calling him for eight months and her initial offers were rejected, but after a series of meetings he agreed to sell."

Madonna has had some issues in trying to renovate all these properties, though, saying "I can't believe how people don't like to work. The week starts at noon on Monday and ends at noon on Friday. I'm used to people in America working seven days a week." Easy there, Madge.

Source: Dotspotter

June 25th, 2007 - Happy Birthday Linda Cardellini!

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Linda Edna Cardellini (born June 25, 1975), is an American television and film actress.

She's 32!


Cardellini was born in Redwood City, California to Wayne David Cardellini and Lorraine Hernan.

She graduated from nearby Mountain View's St. Francis High School in 1993, and attended Loyola Marymount University's College of Communication and Fine Arts, graduating in 2001 with a degree in theatre.

Cardellini enjoys art, especially that of Margaret Keane. She takes martial arts classes. Cardellini dated her Freaks and Geeks co-star Jason Segel until February 2006.

Cardellini appeared in 1993 as a contestant on The Price Is Right, where she won a fireplace. She was the lead in Bone Chillers (1996), an ABC children's show, and was also the voice of the heroine in the role-playing video game Gladius.

Cardellini may be best known for her roles as high school student Lindsay Weir on Freaks and Geeks and as nurse Samantha Taggart on ER. Her film work includes Dead Man on Campus, Legally Blonde and Brokeback Mountain. She also played Velma Dinkley in the two live-action Scooby-Doo movies: Scooby-Doo and Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed. She also starred as Samantha in Adam Sandlers production Grandma's Boy

She currently is starring on ER.

Other June 25th Birthdays:

June Lockhart-Actress -82
Barbara Montgomery-Actress -68
Carly Simon-Singer -62
Jimmie Walker-Actor/Comedian -60
Phyllis George-TV Personality -58
Ricky Gervais-Actor -46
George Michael-Singer -44
Candyman-Rapper -39
Angela Kinsey-Actress -36
Busy Phillips-Actress -28

Sunday, June 24, 2007

A New Installment of Adventures in PhotoShop

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Oops! Playboy was trying to fix up this Brazilian model, and they accidentally took her belly button, too! The mistake went unnoticed, and the magazine sold 605,000 copies that month. Readers were a quite angry when they found out the pictures weren't all natural. Although, is anything in Playboy all natural?

Source: Games for Wii

Signs You Shouldn't Get a Tattoo

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If you walk into a tattoo shop and your tattoo artist is smoking weed, maybe you should rethink your lifelong, body altering decision. Just ask Megan Fox, who stars in the new 'Transformers' movie.

"The guy was smoking weed while he tattooed me and he didn't do it correctly. Now it's nothing and I'm gonna get it removed. I was told he was a really amazing tattoo artist but he wasn't on his game that night. He was distracted."

The tatoo was reportedly supposed to be a tribal design, but it turned out to be a messy mark. I would think that's the beauty of getting a tribal tattoo. No one knows what it's really supposed to be anyway. Just add a butterfly or a rose with the word mom in there and that thing will look good as new.

Source: Starpulse

A Mighty Heart, Not So Mighty

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Angelina Jolie's 'A Mighty Heart' did not fair well at the box office this weekend. In it's opening weekend, it was beat out by nine other films including 'Nancy Drew.' Among other unflattering things, Rotten Tomatoes said, "On so many levels, "A Mighty Heart" is almost as excruciating to write about as it is to watch." Maybe this is why Angelina does not want the press around.

Evan Almighty was also a box office bomb as it only pulled in $32 million after USA Today reported it took an estimated $125 million to make the film. I'm not sure who's laughing at those figures. Although, you have to expect modern day ark building to be a little pricey.

Source: boxofficemojo

Foxy Brown Loses Weave In Fight

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Now this will make you laugh out loud. Foxy Brown broke up with her boyfriend at 5:30 a.m. this morning in Brooklyn because she found out he was a pimp. Having none of this, the ex called three of his ... working women ... to take care of her. The girls ripped out her weave, stole her handbag and $500, and pulled out her hearing aid! Whoa!

Foxy filed a complaint at the police station, and the police drove her around looking for the attackers. They found one, who was arrested.

This is way better than that Kristy Swanson showdown! Pulled out her hearing aid? How do you even do that - aren't those microscopic these days? You couldn't make this stuff up.

Source: New York Daily News, Crunktastical

The Week in Nip Slips

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Rachel McAdams' dress slipped down a little too far on the red carpet. There was no Ryan Gosling there to lend a hand.



Note to self - when you go bra-less, careful not to wear a see through shirt.



You'd think the interviewer would tell Lily Allen that she's having an issue with her dress.

For the uncovered pics, see the sources below.

Source: Egotastic, Perez Hilton, Celebrity Dirty Laundry